Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Done until January 2013.

Challenge accepted. 
NO DATING UNTIL JANUARY 2013


I could totally write a book, a BIG book, on bad relationships.
It's sad, but kinda funny at the same time. 
I don't get how it works.
But I tend to fall for slime balls.

Let's just fill everyone in, shall we?
Here are the reasons behind ending all of my "relationships"

-He started doing immoral things.
-Said I wasn't worthy enough for him.
-Got engaged to a different girl.
-Came out of the closet.
-Locked me in a car and threatened me.
-Belittler
-Full of more drama than a girl.
-Was dating someone during the week and kissing me on weekends.
-Told me I was going to hell for things I never did.
-Actually tried to use scriptures against me.
-Told me he'd never break my heart.. 2 days later... 
  by the way, I'm dating someone.
-Liar, Liar

The list goes on and on.

Would someone please shed some light on the situation?!

I apparently need to never trust my opinion on men.




 
 
Dear Santa,
 
All I want for Christmas is a nice guy who is taller than me,
LDS,who is not gay, and who doesn't cheat. 
If he was handsome, that would be a plus.
I really don't feel like those are high expectations. 

Sincerely,

Whitney 
 
 
Dear Birthday Wish,
 
Please converse with Santa about what I would like.
You can decide amongst yourselves who should give it to me.

Sincerely,
 
23 and Very Single

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